Meet Professor Irwin Corey, ie Joe Biden, "the world's foremost authority".
Professor Irwin Corey skewered high-minded folks with "professorial" utterances that were endless goofball streams of academic-sounding nonsense. Politician Doublespeak.
When candidate Joe Biden was questioned by a Michigan auto worker
today about his promise to take guns away and put Beto O’Rourke in
charge of his gun confiscation program (both of which he did), Biden
comes unglued and tells the Fiat Chrysler plant worker “you’re full of sh*t”. But it gets worse…
Joe Biden keeps poking his finger in the mans face, the auto worker
tells Biden “this is not ok”, waving off the finger. Then Biden
threatens to “take this outside”. Unreal, this candidate is very
unstable. Does Biden challenge everyone who disagrees with him to a fight? The guy’s not right in the head.
In this video, Biden is unstable on his feet and Symone Sanders quickly moves into position to stabilize him.
This video highlights that his campaign team knows about Biden's impairment issues.
The campaign team immediately realized things were spiraling out of
control and took up positions to remove the candidate, but in such close
quarters things didn’t work out well. Joe Biden’s unstable anger was
very visible.
People with dementia get very combative and angry. I’ve seen the
disease up close with a relative of mine. Biden is acting exactly the
same way and his difficulty speaking is another hallmark of dementia.
The brain still forms thoughts but the person cannot form the words to
express the thoughts.
The democrat party and the FAKE news media
are covering for him.
Joe Biden’s clear mental deficiencie are frightening.
As Joe Biden continues to exhibit serious cognitive issues, and questions about his mental impairments increase following a disturbing incident today
with an auto-worker in Michigan, the DNC and CNN have now coordinated
to cancel audience attendance for the tenuously scheduled March 15th
debate between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.
Additionally, CNN is now stopping all media from attending the Arizona
debate; and this comes on the heels of the DNC requesting a seated
format with a desk for the 77-year-old candidate.
There is no doubt the DNC is apoplectic at the rapid and very visible
decline of their leading candidate for president. However, along with
that no-one seriously thinks that Biden is making the decisions any
longer. Joe Biden now presents himself as a puppet for the party
control agents who are scripting everything.
Influential black caucus leader Jim Clyburn stepped in prior to the
South Carolina election and said he was going to endorse Joe Biden while
also announcing his intention to take control over how the campaign
functioned. Joe Biden’s team accepted Clyburn’s terms.
Now Clyburn is telling the DNC to immediately stop all debates and protect Biden.
CNN is going to have a heavily manipulated debate with
taped-delays, leaked questions and a framework of total control to
protect Joe Biden.
Either way the normal purposes, intents and reasons to hold a debate are null and void.
A remarkable, and transparently obvious, turn-of-events; even for Democrats.
Joe Biden Up Close Video Rage At Voter Question
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Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Plugs
RUSH:
Joe Biden is 77 years old, and it’s obvious from the many debates that
he’s done that — I want to be polite — he’s just not all there.
Joe Biden is 77 years old, and it’s obvious from the many debates that
he’s done that — I want to be polite — he’s just not all there.
RUSH: Now, ladies and gentlemen, there’s a series of Democrat primaries
today, Michigan being the big one, and it’s gonna be the end of it for
Crazy Bernie today. I’ll predict why here in just a second. The
Democrats are gonna be left with somebody they want to be left with, and
that’s Plugs.
Now, for the longest time… You know, we have been calling attention
to Biden and his… Well, they’re called “gaffes.” I think they’re much
more serious than gaffes. I think Biden… (sigh) I don’t know how to
politely say this.
Let me just say what I’ve said. I think whoever is
responsible for making Biden do this and putting him out there really
needs to be ashamed themselves.
Joe Biden is no more capable of being on the campaign trail than
Colonel Sanders right now, and the people behind him know this. He is
embarrassing himself now multiple times per appearance.
RUSH: Who’s doing this? Because, folks, I’m serious here. We’re just
short of cruel and unusual punishment here. Joe Biden is 77 years old,
and it’s obvious from the many debates that he’s done that — I want to
be polite — he’s just not all there. I mean, there are terms we could
use. There are medical terms, psychological terms.
But somebody’s put him out there. Somebody has made him do this. And
we know probably who it is in a general sense, and we know why. We know
for a fact that the Democrat Party does not want Bernie Sanders to be
the nominee.
It’s clear that the Democrats do not have anybody. You could put
Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden in one body and you still wouldn’t have a
complete brain. If you combined both those people, you would not have a
complete brain.
Joe Biden is being pushed out front. And we all know
who’s doing it. The Democrat establishment is doing it. The Democrat
establishment has somehow convinced him to do this or has made him do
it, whatever.
Because everybody knows that if he were to somehow be elected, he’s
not gonna be president. He can’t. He’s not qualified for it. Nobody’s
gonna admit this, but this is a bunch of people behind the scenes who
are salivating at the opportunity to have power that nobody knows
they’ve got, to wield power that nobody will see them wield.
Biden will
be the vessel, he’ll be the figurehead, so to speak. But there is some
indication who’s behind this. Because Plugs has begun announcing his
cabinet.
He’s been announcing his potential cabinet choices. Can I give you some
names here? If you want to find out who it is — and I’m serious. If I’m
Joe Biden, I’ve gotta be looking at these people pushing me and
thinking, they really can’t be my friends. My friends would not be doing
this to me.
We have to assume that Plugs has moments where he knows
what’s going on. He has fleeting moments of awareness, situational
awareness. And in those fleeting moments, he knows what he’s no longer
capable of. And he knows what his problem is. His memory is not there.
His situational recall is not there. And in those moments, he’s gotta be
asking himself, “Why are these people doing this to me?”
They’re using this poor guy, they’re throwing him out there, they’re
allowing him to humiliate himself, they’re allowing him to be
humiliated, they’re allowing him to embarrass himself, they’re allowing
him to embarrass himself and be embarrassed.
RUSH: Just remember this as you watch Joe Biden not be allowed to give a speech longer than five or 10 minutes:
The sole reason that these people are willing to have Joe Biden
humiliate and embarrass himself is so they can protect their places in
the Washington establishment, so that they can protect whatever games
they may have made down ballot, ’cause Bernie Sanders wipes ’em out.
Bernie Sanders just totally turns everything upside down. This is all
about these people self-preserving their positions in the Washington
establishment.
primaries today, Michigan being the big one, and it’s gonna be the end
of it for Crazy Bernie today. I’ll predict why here in just a second.
The Democrats are gonna be left with somebody they want to be left with,
and that’s Plugs.
Now, for the longest time… You know, we have been calling attention
to Biden and his… Well, they’re called “gaffes.” I think they’re much
more serious than gaffes. I think Biden… (sigh) I don’t know how to
politely say this. Let me just say what I’ve said. I think whoever is
responsible for making Biden do this and putting him out there really
needs to be ashamed themselves.
Joe Biden is no more capable of being on the campaign trail than
Colonel Sanders right now, and the people behind him know this. He is
embarrassing himself now multiple times per appearance.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: Who’s doing this? Because, folks, I’m serious here. We’re just
short of cruel and unusual punishment here. Joe Biden is 77 years old,
and it’s obvious from the many debates that he’s done that — I want to
be polite — he’s just not all there. I mean, there are terms we could
use. There are medical terms, psychological terms.
But somebody’s put him out there. Somebody has made him do this. And
we know probably who it is in a general sense, and we know why. We know
for a fact that the Democrat Party does not want Bernie Sanders to be
the nominee. By the way, did you see that the Reverend Jackson has
endorsed Bernie? Did you see that?
Now, how’s that gonna play with James Clyburn in South Carolina?
James Clyburn endorsed Plugs and put Plugs over the top in the South
Carolina primary, and here comes the Reverend Jackson endorsing Sanders?
Now, that tells you everything that you’ve always known about Jesse
Jackson, but you may not have ever wanted to believe it, may not have
ever wanted to realize it.
You may have believed all this time that the Reverend Jackson is
right out of the Martin Luther King civil rights movement. But he’s not.
And he never has been. I’ve gotten into so many arguments with white
leftists who think Jesse Jackson is the modern-day incarnation of Dr.
King, and nothing could be further from the truth. Jesse Jackson ran for
the Democrat nomination back in the eighties. It wasn’t true then. And
now endorsing Bernie Sanders.
And
Bernie is going to crash and burn today in Michigan for one primary
reason, and that is that one of the largest blocs of support he’s got is
not gonna show up and vote. Bernie Sanders is killing it in polling
data with young voters. Young voters who want their student loans
forgiven, who don’t want to have to pay for anything, want their tuition
to be paid for, who want free weed, who want free weed businesses. But
they don’t go vote. It’s the most amazing thing.
You know, every election the Drive-By Media points to the young vote,
the Millennial vote, the 18-to-24, 18 to 30-year-old vote, and they
say, “This is the difference this year. This vote’s gonna put the
Democrats over –” And they never go vote. The young just don’t turn out.
There’s nothing new about it, and it isn’t gonna change, it hasn’t
changed, didn’t change in 2016, is not gonna change for Crazy Bernie
tonight in Michigan. Why? Well, you can debate it all you want. Why do
the young not vote?
Because they just don’t vote. There could be another reason why
they’re not gonna turn out. They’re not gonna turn out and vote because
they don’t need Crazy Bernie. The economy’s humming along pretty well.
Young people have employment options, those that want to work. We don’t
know how many it is, talking about this age-group, it takes a while for
some of them to mature. But Bernie, we’ve got sound bites of him doing a
Fox News town hall last night. He got totally humiliated and
embarrassed talking about Denmark and Sweden and the United States.
It’s clear that the Democrats do not have anybody. You could put
Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden in one body and you still wouldn’t have a
complete brain. If you combined both those people, you would not have a
complete brain. Joe Biden is being pushed out front. And we all know
who’s doing it. The Democrat establishment is doing it. The Democrat
establishment has somehow convinced him to do this or has made him do
it, whatever.
Because everybody knows that if he were to somehow be elected, he’s
not gonna be president. He can’t. He’s not qualified for it. Nobody’s
gonna admit this, but this is a bunch of people behind the scenes who
are salivating at the opportunity to have power that nobody knows
they’ve got, to wield power that nobody will see them wield. Biden will
be the vessel, he’ll be the figurehead, so to speak. But there is some
indication who’s behind this. Because Plugs has begun announcing his
cabinet.
He’s been announcing his potential cabinet choices. Can I give you
some names here? If you want to find out who it is — and I’m serious. If
I’m Joe Biden, I’ve gotta be looking at these people pushing me and
thinking, they really can’t be my friends. My friends would not be doing
this to me. We have to assume that Plugs has moments where he knows
what’s going on. He has fleeting moments of awareness, situational
awareness. And in those fleeting moments, he knows what he’s no longer
capable of. And he knows what his problem is. His memory is not there.
His situational recall is not there. And in those moments, he’s gotta be
asking himself, “Why are these people doing this to me?”
Now, they’re telling him, “‘Cause we love you, Joe, we love you and
we want to reward you. You have been a great war horse. You’ve been
loyal to Obama. You’ve done great things, other than Clarence Thomas. We
can look the other way at that. It’s your time, Joe.” But these are the
most selfish bunch of Democrats. They’re using this poor guy, they’re
throwing him out there, they’re allowing him to humiliate himself,
they’re allowing him to be humiliated, they’re allowing him to embarrass
himself, they’re allowing him to embarrass himself and be embarrassed.
And they’re doing all of this for themselves. These are the people
with all the compassion, the American left, the big the Democrat Party
loving people, caring about people. And they are willing to let Joe
Biden totally humiliate and embarrass himself on the off chance that he
could get elected and that they would be back in power without having to
run and compete for it.
(Note the rage on Biden's face at a voters question that should not have induced a rage from Biden.) Observe his nearby handlers faces.
There are a bunch of people who want to be president, copresident,
partial president, could never get elected, couldn’t get out of a
primary. They’re using Biden to get themselves there. And I think this
is coming from the overall head office of Obama Inc., because if you
look at the people Plugs is talking about putting in his cabinet,
possible cabinet members are John Kerry — really? — Susan Rice, Michael
Bloomberg, Elizabeth Warren, Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan Chase, and Sally
Yates. Sally Yates. Are you kidding me?
You know who Sally Yates is? Sally Yates was the holdover Obama
deputy attorney general, Department of Justice, when Trump was
inaugurated. And she was the Obama holdover who failed to implement
Trump’s first travel ban, and she became a heroine of the American left
and MSNBC. And to have her as a possible cabinet member is a signal to
the MSNBC and CNN audience of radical leftists. ‘Cause I doubt that Joe
Biden knows who she is. He might. But he more than likely has forgotten
her. She was a minor player in the Obama DOJ.
You’re gonna have people like Anita Dunn. I mean, this potential list
of names for a Biden cabinet is Obama Inc. It’s not Hillary. This is
not Hillary. Hillary’s got nothing to do this, at least outwardly, no
Hillary Clinton fingerprints on the Biden campaign. But there’s no way —
see, here’s the thing that they’ve done. I don’t know how this guy’s
gonna last.
The only way Biden can last is if the media literally ignores every gaffe and every screw up this guy makes from now ’til November.
They could do it, but some of these screw ups are gonna be made with
Trump on stage. Some of these screw ups are gonna be made where they’re
not gonna be possible to ignore. Joe Biden visited an auto plant in
Michigan. He threatened to slap a worker. He called somebody who asked
him about gun control, he told this worker, this potential voter, you’re
full of crap, only he didn’t say crap. He called the voter a horse’s
ass.
When a female staffer tried to move in and get him to calm down, he
shushed her up. He could not explain how the Green New Deal isn’t gonna
kill — he doesn’t even know what the Green New Deal is. Green New Deal.
That’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The Joe Biden of 20 years ago, there’s
no way, the Green New Deal would never, ever be something he would
support. No rational Democrat of 20 years ago would. They wouldn’t have
the guts to go for it.
This is an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thing, and yet here’s Biden
supporting the Green New Deal? He doesn’t even know what he’s doing. We
got audio from this coming up and from Crazy Bernie too. But it’s
amazing. The Democrat Party is all-in on Biden, and it’s obvious why.
He’s a vessel. He’s a bridge for a bunch of invisible Wizards of Oz
behind the curtain to be able to wield power. All he’s gotta do is
somehow win. But they don’t expect that to happen, I guarantee you.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: Just remember this as you watch Joe Biden not be allowed to give a speech longer than five or 10 minutes:
The sole reason that these people are willing to have Joe Biden
humiliate and embarrass himself is so they can protect their places in
the Washington establishment, so that they can protect whatever games
they may have made down ballot, ’cause Bernie Sanders wipes ’em out.
Bernie Sanders just totally turns everything upside down. This is all
about these people self-preserving their positions in the Washington
establishment.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: Joe Biden! They can’t turn him loose for a speech any longer
than 10 minutes — and I’m not exaggerating. They do not let him speak
for longer than 10 minutes, and even that is a crapshoot. His latest
rally, he lost it with a voter, so-called supporter. Let me find it
here. It’s number 17, audio sound bite number 17. This was this morning
in Detroit. He’s in Detroit touring an under-construction automobile
plant. He was confronted by the guy who wanted to talk to him about the
Second Amendment.
VOTER: You are actively trying to diminish our Second Amendment right and take away our guns.
BIDEN: You’re full of sh(bleep)t!
BIDEN HANDLER: All right, thank you.
BIDEN: (sputtering) No! Now, shush! Shush!
BIDEN HANDLER: (silence)
BIDEN: I support the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment… Just
like right now, if you yell, “Fire!” that’s not free speech. From the
very beginning, I have a shotgun. I have a 20-gauge, a 12-gauge. My sons
hunt. Guess what? You’re not allowed to own any weapon. I’m not taking
your gun away at all! You need a hundred rounds?
RUSH: Are you able to understand all that? (interruption) Yeah, you
couldn’t. See, folks, I’m gonna be forced to violate the high standards I
have established for decorum and decency on this program because I’m
gonna have quote Plugs, because he couldn’t hear, the sound bite was so
bad. Especially at the beginning of it.
So the unidentified voter said, “You are actively trying to diminish
our Second Amendment rights and take away our guns,” and Plugs said,
“You are full of sh…!” That’s as close as I’m gonna get, folks. The
Democrat presumptive presidential nominee said, “You are full of sh…!” A
woman then said, “All right, thank you.”
This was one of Plugs’ handlers, moving in, trying to limit the
damage. “Okay, okay, thank you.” But Biden turns to his handler and
says, “Shush, shush, shush, get away from me. I support the Second
Amendment. The Second Amendment just like right now if you yell fire,
that’s not free speech. From the very beginning I have a shotgun, I have
a 20-gauge, a 12-gauge, my sons hunt. Guess what? You’re not allowed to
own any weapon. I’m not taking your gun away at all. You need a hundred
rounds?”
See what Plugs did? Plugs just came out for the Second
Amendment.
The Democrat Party does not come out for the Second Amendment. The
Democrat Party does tell its voters you’re full of sh-. They do that all
the time, but they do not come out in favor of the Second Amendment.
Now, Plugs has come out in favor of 20-gauges, 12-gauges. His sons hunt.
In Ukraine, what do they hunt in Ukraine? What do your sons hunt in
China, Plugs?
See, it doesn’t take anything to rattle the guy. So he tells a
Democrat voter, “You’re full of sh-.” A handler moves in and tries to
say, “Okay, let’s move on.” And Plugs, “Shush, shush, get away from me.
I’m not through talking to the guy. Don’t be a horse’s ass, an AR is a
machine gun, I’m not working for you,” he says to the handler. I’m not
working for you.
They can’t control the guy. He’s — well, like I say,
folks, this is cruel and unusual punishment, what these people are
doing, and I’ll tell you, just again to reiterate why, here are their
choices.
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Editor Note
If there was a virus called the MORONO Virus, Joe Biden has got it!
Do you remember a the world's "foremost authority", Professor Irwin Corey?
Joe Biden is a mirror image of the world's foremost authority, Professor Irwin Corey!
"Professor Irwin Corey" was a comedian who who forged a long career in show business using
a talent for "intellectual doublespeak" — comic stream-of-consciousness
riffs that went absolutely nowhere.
When Joe Biden speaks he also has a talent for doublespeak, but it is not intellectual.
Joe Biden speaks like Professor Irwin Corey in semi conscious riffs that also go absolutely nowhere or he ends up in a rage speaking to a voters question.
Joe Biden is funny. Joe biden is a politician/comedian who is put on the national stage and acts like an old senile comedian who is entertaining because of his continuous gaffes, ie speech blunders.
Joe Biden like Rush Limbaugh said is enduring daily cruel and unusual punishment by his democratic handlers who know his mental condition is on parade.
Joe Biden is a gaffe a minute stand up comic running for president.
He is a natural "educated idiot" of renown who has his own daily syndicated comedy routine.
Professor Irwin Corey said, "If we don't change direction we could end up where we're going!"
This sounds like a Joe Biden quote.
Dazed and confused, "world's foremost authority".
Joe Biden is also dazed and confused and also thinks he is the "world's foremost authority".
How can Joe Biden "debate" President Trump?
Biden will fall apart and I am sure go into a rage because he is senile.
THOMAS PYNCHON National Book Award 1973 Professor Irwin Corey Accepts Award
The New York Times asked him about the meaning of life in a 2008 interview, and he answered as only he could:
"One of the things that you've got to understand is that we've got to develop a continuity in order to relate to exacerbate those whose curiosity has not been defended," he said, "yet the information given can no longer be used as allegoric because the defendant does not use the evidence which can be substantiated by."
Then he asked, "What was the question?”
Professor Irwin Corey was also Joe Biden's mentor and speech coach during his years as a US Senator.
Joe Biden was a good student of doublespeak and academic-sounding nonsense, ie political correct nonsense.
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It's impossible to deny that Biden, who was elected to the U.S. Senate from Delaware in 1973, has a pattern of odd, ill-judged, plagiarized or politically problematic comments and actions. Here's a look at some of the standouts.
'Wait—your mom's still alive'
At a St. Patrick's Day reception for the then Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen in 2010, Biden noted that the visitor's mother had lived in America.
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so, god rest her soul, and, er, although she's, wait—your mom's still alive. It was your dad [who] passed. God bless her soul. I gotta get this straight," Biden said.
'Stand up'
During a 2008 campaign rally in Missouri, Biden asked the audience to applaud State Senator Chuck Graham.
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you," Biden said, gesturing for Graham to stand.
Graham, a paraplegic following a car accident, is confined to a wheelchair.
"Oh, god love ya, what am I talking about," Biden said, realizing his mistake. "I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new."
'Black awareness'
As a senator in 1975, Biden opposed "busing," an effort to achieve racial desegregation in schools by moving children around. White children went to inner city schools and black children to schools in the suburbs.
Biden argued that the policy would undermine black identity.
It was, he said, "a rejection of the entire black awareness concept, where black is beautiful, black culture should be studied; and the cultural awareness of the importance of their own identity, their own individuality."
How do you spell 'jobs'?
During a 2008 campaign rally, Biden said: "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S."
Plagiarized a law school paper
At Syracuse University College of Law, Biden "used five pages from a published law review article without quotation or attribution," according to a faculty report. He cited the source in only a single footnote.
In a letter to law school faculty pleading not to be dismissed, Biden wrote, "if I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid? ... I value my word above all else."
Plagiarized Neil Kinnock
Plagiarized Bobby Kennedy
'Mainstream African American'
During a conference call with reporters in 2007, Biden assessed the strengths of fellow presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
"I mean you've got the first sort of mainstream African American, who is articulate and bright, and clean and [a] nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man," Biden said.
'Barack America'
At an Illinois campaign rally in 2008, Biden said: "This election year, the choice is clear. One man stands to deliver change we desperately need. A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States—Barack America!"
Indian accents
In 2006, Biden commented on the growing population of Indian Americans in Delaware.
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking," he told a voter.
Franklin Delano Hoover
In an interview with CBS Evening News, Biden criticized the George W. Bush administration's handling of the financial crisis.
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed," Biden said.
But as FactCheck pointed out, Herbert Hoover was president during the 1929 Wall Street Crash and television didn't exist.
Vice President Hillary Clinton
At a New Hampshire rally, Biden second-guessed Obama's choice for vice president.
"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice-president of the United States of America. Let's get that straight," Biden said, The Telegraph reported.
"She's a truly close personal friend... quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she's first rate, I mean that sincerely, she's first rate."
Dot what?
While promoting a federal government website for the The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, Biden couldn't remember the simple web address, which was Recovery.gov, referring to it at first as "website number." It suddenly came to him during the interview.
...and a 70 percent chance we're right
At a meeting with House Democrats in 2009, with the party facing criticism over the $787 billion economic stimulus package, Biden suggested the White House might be handling the financial crisis "wrong."
"Every once in a while, a generation of leaders gets a set of problems that are configured in a way that there's no historical precedent to look back on—other than our grit, other than some courage and determination—to know how to deal with it," Biden said.
"The president and I were talking about something yesterday in the Oval Office which, with the press here I'll not suggest what it was, but the response to the folks who were in the office was, if we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, we stand up there and we make really tough decisions, there's still a 30 percent chance we're going to get it wrong."
Dr. Biden
During the swine flu pandemic in 2009, the White House attempted to offer advice while calming public fears.
But Biden's comments helped fuel the panic instead of easing it.
"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now," Biden told NBC News's Today show. "It's not that it's going to Mexico, it's you're in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway."
Smartass
When Biden stopped off at a frozen custard shop in Milwaukee back in 2010, the manager offered him a dessert for free if the veep cut taxes, Fox News reported.
Biden replied, "Why don't you say something nice instead of being a smartass all the time?"
'Put y'all back in chains'
On the 2012 campaign trail, when talking about Republican candidate Mitt Romney's plans for Wall Street, Biden told an audience that included many African Americans, "They're going to put y'all back in chains."
Obama's big stick
In a 2012 speech on foreign policy, Biden praised President Obama's approach to diplomacy.
"Now is the time to heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt: 'Speak softly and carry a big stick.' End of quote," Biden said. "I promise you, the president has a big stick."
As the audience laughed, Biden repeated: "I promise you."
Blindsided his boss
On NBC's Meet The Press in 2012, Biden wrong-footed the White House by saying he supported gay marriage, pre-empting months of work behind the scenes in the Obama administration assessing the political risks of endorsing same-sex marriage.
Politico reported that Biden's interview created chaos in the White House. It pushed President Barack Obama to make a call on gay marriage sooner than he had wanted.
Grandpa Finnegan
At another reception for an Irish Prime Minister, this time Enda Kenny in 2012, Biden said, "You know there's an old Irish saying, there's all kinds of old Irish sayings.
"My grandfather Finnegan, I think he made them up. But uh, it says, may the hinges of our friendship never go rusty.
"Well, with these two folks that you're about to meet if you haven't already, there's no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here, ladies and gentlemen."
As the audience laughed, Biden said: "Now for you who are not full Irish in this room, lubricated has a different meaning for us all."
2020 vision
Biden accidentally gave us a glimpse into the future by putting himself in the 2020 running at a Delaware fundraising dinner. "I have the most progressive record of anybody running for the United St—of anybody who would run,"
Biden said, quickly correcting himself as the crowd cheered. "I didn't mean..." he added, trailing off and crossing himself.
Touching joke
Having offered sincere and conciliatory words about the inappropriate touching controversy, Biden went on to make light of the whole affair in a speech to the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, joking that he had permission to hug the organization's president.
Multiple women had accused Biden of making them feel uncomfortable by touching them and violating their personal space. One of those women was Lucy Flores, a former Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Nevada.
After Biden's joke, Flores told Fox News he had been "so incredibly disrespectful," adding: "The basis of the behavior that I talked about was something much more serious than just a hug."
And last but not least another quote from Joe Biden:
"150 million US citizens have died from gun violance since 2013." That is half of the US population folks. Based on the average gun deaths per year in the US it wsould take over 3,500 years for 150 million Americans to die from gun violence.
If hillary clinton is the smartest woman alive joe biden must be the smartest man alive because he sure can do simple math!
