Friday, August 2, 2013
Bird poop facials for the first lady?
The New York Times Is Full of Poop
A bird poop facial procedure features UV-disinfected nightingale poop air-lifted from Japan and mixed with rice bran to hide its smell.
The $180 treatment is said to make skin look radiant. Good thing because it would feel pretty silly if you let a stranger smear bird excrement on your face and it didn’t work.
(This is what michelle looked like before she started having bird poop facials. I think she is wasting the taxpayers money, it isn't helping her.)Story Reports
Labels: bird poop facial, Fertilizer for the Face, michelle obama gets treatments but they do not help